A joke!

 

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Joke 1:

The pope was ending the mass in the greek phrase: tuti hemonus

then a woman came up and said: why only bless man? Why not woman? so the next day the priest ended his mass with the greek phrase: tutihemonus and tutifemenus then, a gaylord came up to him and said why only bless man and woman why not gay people?

so: the next day (as usual ended his mass with):tuti hemonus tuti femunus and tuti fruti XD lol_____________________________________________________________

Joke 2:

3 people were walking down the road:poop manners and shut the frikin hell up. poop fell down and manners ran to help him the police came and asked shut the frikin hell up what his name was so he replied:  shut the frikin hell up,sir wheres your manners boy? manners is picking up poop!,sir